He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
If you ever feel bad about yourself keep in mind that once in middle school my dad lost a spelling bee because he misspelled wool and he was valedictorian of his high school.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo