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Me watching American Horror Story
  • 1 minute in: This is fucked up
  • 10 minutes in: That's fucked up
  • 25 minutes in: The fuck man
  • End of episode: This some fucked up shit man
  • Clicks "Next Episode"

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Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock


Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

rainy summer morning



okay this looks like literally the most perfect thing I could ever ever do omg my heart I want itttt ahhhh cant handle it rain + road trips + coffee it’s too much, too much i say

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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now




why does santa get more things for rich kids

*sweats nervously*

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